Best mind eva......?

I think i have one of the best mind eva or maybe the best.
Why i that cause i'm a fast thinker and cant geh in trouble no time.
If my back against the wall and just when they think they catch me doing something wrong or saying something wrong,I blame it on maria onetime he so dotin and he going say he do it or say it.
The thing is they believe him and he all the way in New York.
One day when i got my new weapon my trusty bootoo!!! I went frisk this young lady, when i done frisk her she cry i frisk her hard and good :) and she run tell the cops
i say wasnt me was maria. They went look for him buh notice he left the island months back so they put out a wanted poster for him.
So see i geh away with my fast thinking...?

One other time my fast thinking work was when i was firsking this not so young lady ... ok ok she was 95 buh still she walking so i guess she young enuff to be firsk same. Dont be minding my buizness ok.
Anyway i frisk her soft and long how long... 5 days straight.
so her husband came home from the funeral and saw me there frisking like the freak i am and say WHEN I GEH THAT BOOTOO I GOING SMACK YOU CROSS YOUR HEAD WITH IT! I said ooooooooo i'lll like tha....( not a good time to think fast) buh hey he didnt do it again he just call the cops and i said wasnt me was maria. so now maria is one of sxm most wanted queers.
Yes thas why i have the best mind eva i self going sell it on ebay well not mine maria own buh no one will notice i going brand my name on it and they going think is my mind...?(wonder if it going melft)

Oh maria have a new job he say putting tatoo's (men dont go i see where he want to put tatoo's and i aint want none there...!)

Poor people

Umm i aint really know where to start buh umm poor ppl have it bad nuh.
I used to be poor i can tell you i aint rich now buh i might be on my way i know they girl soon she geh rich i going use her she aint going see it coming she so dotin in a sweet way buh this blog not bout her.
Anyway when i was poor i had to weld dog chains to make a jockey and boy didnt like it one bit.
For starters you know the chain gah holes so umm when i walking even tho my stuff umm not so huge like not so huge...?(lol) it wud geh hook up and cut up and i didnt like when it slide in between the rectum area not cool at all my bro like it maria yeah he still got a pair. He say he does wear in in the winter eww i want see tho umm eww still.

I know this guy he my friend he so poor when he born he born without a face.
so he other friends felt sorry for him( i didnt cause he stole my dog and write he didnt know even tho i write and tell him it is)So they drew his eyes nose mouth just so he cud look normal.... yeah right as if no one wud notice the diff color markers.
Doctor cut a hole in his neck so he can breed. He cant talk nor see( so i wonder how he know how to take my dog and find paper and pen to write me to say he didnt know and even befor i had notice he took my dog he write it , and umm why i write him back...?
Anyway i went over to he box he live in a box well was a box. I lite it and i took his poor shoe and kick him in his mouth
talk about kick your mouth off
stuck to the shoe like glue good for him stealing ppl dog and i just was going bogger the dog i mean maria was just going bogger the dog.... that sick faggot