Interview with Mr Sammy

Good day peeps today show we have a sppecial guest some may know him others dont

Here's sammy!!!!

Hey sammy whas up?
sammy: i there just gettin by

Heard you been in tex-ass? (texas)
sammy: yeah i been there regular

you like it in there?
sammy: yeah but i like the man in the batty man shirt m0re

how ol are you?
sammy: dween dween hold ol i wiegh

Dont you think your nasty cause you been in tex ass and you like the dude in the batty man shirt what you think your twin 50 cent going say
sammy: i get that a lot?

So you into white testicles?
sammy: so what if i like white testies?
sammy: wait wha.... wha kind trick question is that satan geh behind me

You like satan in the back of you, because his fork is hott, you find he is the hottest tell us why you want satan behind you?
sammy: ..... I dont know what to say he's bad

Bad as in sick like fresh good or bad as in not good?
sammy: not good..?

what is your favorit album?
sammy: i dont have a favorit i like album befor i had like jz own now is up in the air

thanks sammy for coming onto the show i doubt you will be back
sammy:ok thank you for having

Lets get this straight i didnt had you no time ok
sammy: tru tru

St Maarten

Whas up peeps brrt !!!!!! ya'll know i does bring the real shiznit in the place brrrt!!!

Well is cool to hang with friends you get smarter or you notice who really stupid.
Either way you going have fun with them, well i went to a bar last night hanging with my two bigger brothers had couple ppl there we knew so is all good like a fam gathering.

We spoke bout lots of thing man form historical stuff to bull crap, women and man
Lemme start off historically stuffing you with some knowlege ya?

I learn the first secatary of state was born in nevis name was hamilton he is on the ten dollar bill i didnt know that.If thas tru thas cool cause I born in St Kitts so Nevis thas cool thas like home to.
Then the big questy came up where was the first airport of sxm i guess where it is now paul(bro) guess in town charles(bro) guess simpsombay same as me i guess right
others guessin simpsombay

Then the answer came and i meen if this aint a shocker well who eva admit they a faggot i will not be suprise foreal.
Sxm's first airport was in Dutch Quarter!!!!
What bull crap is that i said wha!!!. The thing is not only the answer is shocking but to hear it from a taxi man gosh wha else has he been telling our vistors
Ummm where passing thru dutch quater now home of sxm's first airport there up nazareth i meen i was born when they cut nazareth so i didnt hear no planes landing there so how is that

Gosh boy thas funny tho cause they push the passenger out the plane with parachute.
I want know wha else he tell these ppl on his tour round the island self. Thas historical to me.

To me some peeps when they drunk they stupid bad they talk allkinda things and they dem self believe it.
Me i'll be more laid back and when ask question i say what i think is right cant get notting out of me that i aint want say regardless how you try my fast thinking kicks in faster.I'm not fully drunk but tipsy cause i gah drive and i aint wanna die like that i wanna die diving in to a river tha has shark and i bite one just befor it notice that i aint a shark.

The taxi driver say dominica gah 366 rivers and the dominca partna say is 365 and i say dominica gah leap rivers it just like the years every 4 years a river comes and goes what a thing
the dominica partna say a priest dry up the other one thas how it geh 365.

So they ask a random guy how much rivers dominica have....he said...... first off dominca dont have rivers it have streams......I said what...!! he say yes is streams and he walk gone
I done buddy world is crazy

The Florida v.s Ohio state game after talk

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yep

phlegmatic {Away} says:
u?

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BOY I WAS FOR FL

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH WHEN I SEE THEY CHOOSE TO KICK OFF I WAS VEX

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH I GUESS THEY KNEW WHA THEY WAS DOING

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I PROUD TO BE FROM FL

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yeah i was for fl too

phlegmatic {Away} says:
was excitin tho

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE LAPSIDED THO

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
CAUSE TO SEE OHIO SCORE ONE TIME

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
TOUGHT WUD BE A FIGHT

phlegmatic {Away} says:
they man get injured

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH WAS GOOD FL FAST BOY

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH AINT HE WHY OHIO STATE WAS WINING ALL YEAR MARTIN

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
THEY JUST CUDDNT GET OFF NO PASS

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BY THE TIME HE READY TO PASS

phlegmatic {Away} says:
meeno i wasnt really keepin track of all tha

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HE SACK

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yeah

phlegmatic {Away} says:
lotta sacks

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HE NAME IS TROY RIGHT

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
AND SEE HOW THE MOVIE WENT TROY WAS DOING GOOD UNTILL IN THE END

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
SO THAS WHA HAPPEN

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HE SUDDA WATCH THE MOVIE TROY

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
AND KNOW HE HAD TO REST AND LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE PLAY

phlegmatic {Away} says:
chupse

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
LIKE ME I NAME ALI I AINT GOING BOX MIGHT TURN RETARDED

phlegmatic {Away} says:
chupse

phlegmatic {Away} says:
boy wha wrong with u

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
WHA WRONG WITH YOUR MOTHER

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I JUST SAYING YOU AINT THINK I GAH APOINT MARTIN

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yeah u kinda right

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
SO HOW COME YOU AINT LEADING THE BLACK PPL TO FREEDOM

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
CAUSE YOU AINT WANT GEH GUN DOWN ON THE PORCH

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
RIGHT

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I ARGEE WITH YOU

phlegmatic {Away} says:
in a sense

phlegmatic {Away} says:
boy i gah go

phlegmatic {Away} says:
before i miss ma ride

phlegmatic {Away} says:
lady babylon harlot

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
YEAH JUST DONT LEAD NO BLACK PERSON TO FREEDOM

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HISTORY CAN REPEAT YOU KNOW

phlegmatic {Away} says:
ali if i get gun down today i gone mash u up

Rhyming......?

jah jah bless up mi a goin chant up inna di place now now now one luv jah bless iree say lassy dont know why and how a dog name lassy can say iree buh sound cool anyway brrrt!!!!

verse:1
i remember those dayz when benny come from rome
and the boy down the road name was jerome
he tek up ma phone
black sliver and chrome
i remeber i had just use it to roam
i just call his sister nacome
She say nobady home

hook:
she had mi thing they in ha mouth now
she had me singin buh how yow
brrt brrt brrt brrrt

I ga di hot rhymes they
nobody can tek way
mi have di ppl them a sing yea yeah
brrt brrt brrt brrt

veres2:
mi one baby mama she crayz
she like the buddy buh she layz
she mek me run weh buh she nu hate me

hook:
she had mi thing they in ha mouth now
she had me singin buh how yow
brrt brrt brrt brrrt

I ga di hot rhymes they
nobody can tek way
mi have ppl them a sing yea yeah
brrt brrt brrt brrt

verse3:
Mi trying to go holland man
Nuff man wear blous in scotland
Mi wanna be a higher man
Di gyal dem love how me buddy stand

hook:
she had mi thing they in ha mouth now
she had me singin buh how yow
brrt brrt brrt brrrt

I ga di hot rhymes they
nobody can tek way
mi have ppl them a sing yea yeah
brrt brrt brrt brrt