Wud do n Wudn't do

Run down the road naked for $1000?
wud do

Pick up your wife/husband from work naked?
wud do (i'll have a wife tho)

Dare your friend to kiss your but?
wudnt do

Kiss some one you really hate on the lips for 5 mins
of the opposit sex for tickets to macka diamond?
wud do(hehehe)

Jump out of a plane no parachute no clothes only a big towel?
hmm tempting buh wudnt do

At work you dont have uniforms so all your clothes getting mess up
wud you go to work naked demanding they get uniforms?
ummm depends is the job at the playboy mansion(wundt do if it')

Not normal

There are a lot of things thas not normal like my family not normal but the best.
My family we are there for each other.... not normal on sxm for sure.
N-e ways.......on to the really not normal stuff

Like you your not normal in many ways... when you look in the mirror in the morning you spend hours checking if your butt looks good today and you aint notice it look the same as yesterday
then you go doin butt squeezin to firm it up while you squeezing in and out just when someone pass brrrtt or some wierd noise.... yes you know what i mean you fart and act like you aint know notting.

Is not normal to dig your panty/jocky out your butt and then digg your nose still shake someones hand then you wipe your hand saying to youtr self you aint know where that person hands been(you dotin) ..... you just came from doing your nastyness and have so much pride bout you wiping your hand choops!!

Thick and flea shampoo is for dogs.....!! not your hair it's not going geh raid of the flakes you got and your not going get thicker hair. want get raid of the fleas you have to try attack flit or bagon hey it have raid.... stupid. i hope your mother know!!

When going shopping for clothes you cant get a refill .... so dont ask.

If your a young mother and you have no more milk in your tits when young daddy sleeping dont try get milk from his i really dont think you'll get........! buh you can win money on A.F.V(america's funnies video's)

I can go on and on buh would be too much..okokok a few more

Dogs are man best friend .... so they said, buh not because you call Ento your dog makes him your best friend if your wanted and the reward is $7k he'll sniff you out in a sec you stupid mudda...*.

Pregnant ladies aight if they wanna look sexy they sud try because some of them still do..?
Buh if you aint preg and you look preg dont try cause... everyone going notice that your not? 9 months ago you say you preg 4 after you still preg!!?

What sign are you( post a comment with your name and sign pls)

CANCER Very sexy in a thong. Talkative. Energetic. Sarcastic.BEST whale kissers.

PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. So fat when in water looks like a new island everytime on the map.Very high sex appeal. Has the last word.

LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind is like a monkey and a rhino. Have own unique sexiness. GREAT in Bed with mooses.

CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome frog kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants.Great sexual life.And falls for people that is fat

AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST animal lovers.

ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with but mommy. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in aboat.

TAURUS Aggressive. loves cats in bed. hard to fins his penis. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.

GEMINI Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very bad in bed. buller not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworth

LEO Dominant in relationships. Horny. toad in bed. Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

VIRGO Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.

SCORPIO Predict future and in the future sees him/her self as a mockin crab. Most erotic. Very high sex appeal. looks good out of bed ugly as hell.

SAGITARIUS Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. High sex appeal. good in bed. Rareend looks like a steam roller just past thru it . Good when found. Outstanding kisser.Loves being in long relationships.

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