Like daddy like son....?

HMMM i know they said the apple dont fall far from the tree buh wha about orange or grape? Well thas a diff story

Most of you know i gah a son yes yes i do and i luv him
not like i'll luv a girl or luv my hands....that aint sound right buh anyway thas a diff story tooo hehehe!

I had a dream ... my son was in school triping on everyone and the teacher over heard one of the trips.
She said Alishandro thas enuff go in the corner till you learn some respect.
My son turn to her and said your mother there....?
So you know she is mad vex. she geh wid the head teach and bel me op(call me)
Head teacher said mr Brown we wud like you to come to the school to discuss your sons behavior

So off to school i gone been years since i been at the school cause is his mother enroll him so i'm happy in away cause maybe i see some ol school mates still attending....? neva know.
Anyway I'm at school in the office and scared as hell, cause you know i might geh detention or punishment some how i start to think..... wha i did.... i like was putting glue in the coffe machine......? wrong..hmmm it cud pass for milk..?

Naaah cant be that..! oh! oh! what about blocking the teachers toilet up nah nah they aint know i did tha was a sunday morning when i went and did that
i'm scared now i dont know what it can be
Then i said wait they call me for my son.. ooooooo what a relief boy he in trouble soon they ask me who do it i going point at him one time!!!

In the room they came face all vex and thing
Mr Brown !! she said i ask your son to go to the corner cause he was disrupting my class he turn and ask me if my mother is there this kinda behavior will be dealt with!

We call you cause we know you was a good student neva in troulbe ( hehehe lil did they knew eh heheh)

So i said eh eh emm was she there...?
teacher : was who where?
Me : was your mother in the corner..?

illmatic....watch your mouth! Part 2 of extra-extraordinary

KKK "! I'm back finally with part 2 not 3 nor 4 buh 2 of my exta-extraordinary!!?

Most of you know me by now those who dont to bad i aint givin an other intro.
Buh i will say this tho .....ummm wacth your mouth?

Anyway you maybe wondering what that phrase meen illmatic ...watch your mouth?
Well is for me really i say what i want how i want buh pppl feel i'm to bold or rude on the things i'll say heheheh...... like i kare?

Lemme tell you all somethings that happen to muh ( me ). Eheh i was playing ball so this youth start to make noise calling bunch crappy fouls.
So i ask chalres if he touch him, charles say no" so i took my basketball and tell him play "D" defense. He bout we cheating and he done . I say i kare stupid done hall your sc...!! .He say he going home , i said i dont kare go run out when you reach tell your mother i coming for a visit......?

A next time same guy ...umm hold the phone ringing......! ok was on a long call anyway.
A next time same guy he cheating self i say buh bwoy where you learn to cheat so from your mother cause you a pro i can imagine her i wonder if you know who your reall daddy is cause i heard they shot a goat down the road . I got to have a word with your mother cause this cheating getting out of hand. i do believe she thought you how to cheat on man not on basketball.
Geeez.

So you see i got to watch my mouth haha that funny tho.

So i'm just illmatic ... want trip go ahead and trip i aint going fuss or geh mad at anything you say i know i going come back harder

A costumer came in on my job he said to one my co-workers only two ppl in the world have power, and he is one of them he say hahaha lil did he know i was listin behind my tinted office glass so as he blaa blaa on bout how he wud do this do that to my co worker. I said hush your mouth man , he said who is that . O said only tow ppl in this world got the power and i'm one of them .
He said yeah i said yes ask your sister ..?
He got vex i say but i thought you had the power? he said show my face i say nah i dont leave faggots see how sexxy i look .he start cussing coming closer to my class. So he said how you know i a foggot i said your sister gimme the info she was offering you and you refuse and run away with her gf boyfirend father.
Then i open the door as he reach close and i said so wha
he said wha going on i say i there. hahaha i got him good

Anyway i got mo buh you got to ask me online laters ppl and i repeat illmatic watch your mouth