World domination

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Back in da dayz

Brrrrt!!! yeah this bout back in da dayz ya'll know how it was growing up n stuff didnt had no worries n stuff lemme take you all back in my dayz.............!!!




I remember it just like was yesterday the year was 1720 we had just come from war so you know your boy had them russian ladies back up against the wall had my bootoo n gun with the knife at the end . I sorry i had to leave them there tho cause was cold and i took they clothes so i cud stay warm. Funny thing is tho i was the only one waring againts the ladies and the other men was waring against other men well thas ok my bunk was full of gyals so i really didnt go out waring alot just when we needed fresh clothes i wud go.

The war was long fought 2 days to be correct my bro came and join my platoon.
We had some cool nick names foreal i was da show stappa brrt big up my bro was the pum busta....?(:

Anyway that was the war.
After war teen had notting much to do so we still had the gun with knife so we wud cut the cheese and shoot the bread was one retarded idea to do. so cause we neva cudda find enuff bread to put the cheese in so we change it cut the bread n shoot the cheese...?

We had lot of fun travling the world went scotland wierd over there everybody wears skirt we was walkin down the street had this person in front of us long hair hairy legs i tell my bro thas a man nuh he say no... in scotland it dont have man what kinda man going be in a skirt i said this one for sure so he say he going check soon he said that gust of wind blew and up went the skirt and oh gosh my bro jump and the gun went off and when the man fall my bro said see told is a woman she gah her period......? and she gah it bad look how she screaming.
that was scottland we geh ban from there meen kare tho i glad set of faggots.

Then we came to sint maarten here the ppl had look normal buh they not most of them aliens buh you wudnt notice if you just arrive here going take awhile for you to spot one teleporting and stuff the women alien look good tho if it didnt had human ladies i wud check one the alien who knows wha kind moves she can do behind close doors eh eh.... freak!!

That was part one of back in da dayz brrt run out !!!

Friday, January 05, 2007

Bad guy Nice guy

Kkk aye yo peeps up in this hiz house done know brrrt!!!!

Bad guy konphlik:
I'm a bad moda...watch your mouth
when i come up in the place theres no doubt
Everyone watching me know wha i'm about
Sxm's own bad guy bad guy!! brrt


Nice guy knophlik:
I'm a nice guy i dont chase rats nor mice right
when i come around girls them looking quite aight
I joke around but if you .... around i'll be up for the fight
Sxm's own nice guy nice guy

Bad guy konphlik:
Really hate nice guys they act like fruit guys
come up in the place showning they nice guys when they really are fronting guys
i running out of rhymes buh in the end i'm the right guy even tho i'm a bad guy
what you see is wat get aight
Sxm's own bad guy bad guy!!! brrt

Nice guy konphlik:
Dont listen to bad guy he is a fag boy
saw him playing with a vibrating toy
i dont run out of rhymes ya'll
going make this chomp look small
just like his small balls
Sxm's own nice guy nice guy

Bad guy konphlik:
I'm not a fag boy i just had your sister like a rag boy
the toy you saw was my shaff boy
was in you woman's mouth joy
Sxm's own bad guy bad guy!!! brrt

Nice guy konphlik:
I'm the nice guy and we always finish last
your girl say you cant even give her a good blast
she came by me she swear she was back in the past
run out boy your time is up
you cant even get up
Sxm's own nice guy nice guy

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Foeva cool

Brrrt thas my intro calling like a gun shot ak47 ma niggas!

So yeah i want to be foeva cool i mean the way i am now i think is cool and i got friends who are kinda cool buh i will neva tell em they cool cause then they going feel good and tell me i so sweetie and i want to be mean so yeah yeah.

Anyway i notice most ppl/moosess evolve for the new year i meen i aint know if they evolve in a good way....? If going from a moose to a dino or a rhino is good well i happy for them ....now i gah something else to talk about for the year got some look like a bugasuraus and the list go on and on.

Some manufactures develop a new gun so if these rhino's or dino's come close you zap them.
Think the gun name is kill it quick. I gah geh one sound great maybe is better than my bootoo.

I showed some ladies my bootoo one day they was driving in my car and one of them said oh oh you gah a bootoo foreal .......oh i thought you was talking about something else.......? She so nasty gosh.
Buh who knows maybe the bootoo she was thinking on i'll let her see if she pay me for every inch i show her and fo sure i'll geh $2.......?lol ayo nasty.

Yeah so i want be foeva cool i dont want henemy's come try be friend-a-me's?
and i dont want to have stress that i dont need nor want i dont want someone put me in trouble i bad enuff to cause my own.
Just member got this 6 yearol dude down the road does laugh and throw potato at me i going box him later. okok he dont do none of those buh i gah make up a reason to box him...aint really a him is a she but i rather take my chances with the she cause neva know if is a he might beat me up. Women so soft i told a lady grow up she start to cry say she cant grow no mo... haha good for her she should come see my bootoo with every inch she see i bet she grow... nasty yes ayo nasty stop thinking sooo:P
Anyway to oll(all) my friends stay coool foeva and dont worry i'll neva eva not be coola than u