The peeing dream

This is a true story i'm going to tell it to you as if i had saw everything tho but these are the words from the ppl who it happen to.
I going be the guy who telling you what the guy was sayin in his words ok


part of the guy who was sleeping.
I was there sleeping i know i was sleeping cause my eyes were shut.
After a while it begon to rain atlease i thought it was raining.
It felt good, but hey why only on my feet. So warm and stuff oh la la la.
No this is not right only my feet getting wet. So i open my eyes saw a guy standing there and i'm like hey what you doing!!. Hey hey hey!! what the ....bleeep!
the light goes on and this guy is there naked holding his private.

part of the guy who peeed on the guy who sleeping.
I know i was sleeping cause i couldnt see.
I wanted to pee real bad i felt like i was on my job .
so i ran pass the office(bathroom) to the toilet(bedroom where the guy sleeping).
And i started to pee oh la la la la wooi felt good. I heard hey hey hey hey hey but i didnt pay attention was in the middle of my quest. then all of a sudden lights cause on i hear what the mother bleeeeeeepp..... you doing dread ayo lord the boy pee on my foot!! I was like oh gosh and i turn around went back to sleep

Wannabe?

This girl she is a wannabe.
She wannabe every thing she see?
Mean know wha wrong wid she?
she wannabe a tree?
she wannabe a he?
she wannabe tea?
she wannabe free?
she wannabe a bee?
she wannabe coffee?
she wanna be a flee?
she wannabe G
i aint know bout she
but i think she krazy
and just maybe?
is she who bought whyz?
from me?
i wonder if she wannabe pee?
maybe even spagethi? (i think is so you spell tha)shaddap
what about the sea?
you know who she be?
you eva see , she knee?
you know mini?
this is a girl from tallahasse
i love martini (no i'm not refering to martin)

English?

English?Now heres something to talk about that is going make sense.
English is hard you know cause you have a word like phone they spell it with PH and not an F for fone but a word like fag they spell wid an F no PH like phag.
Why they make it so hard i'll like to read your comments.
I'm puzzle tho balck ppl english is so easy and cool but still engish teachers say there not words.If they are not words how come they understand what we say?They stupid maybe they just want be right? Anyway umm hers a list of my cool words and i'll put the enlish word next to it for you:
Black english (b.l.e)
B.L.E Eng.

phag fag
fone phone
kool cool
kware queer
alien alien
elefant elephant
sick nice/good/fresh/sick/awsome
maria martin
fuel fool
i guess ok/maybe/aight
stuff things

Whas coffee?

Ok i went to a supermarket and they had a sign up coffee.
So i was like cof-fee? I didnt understand but i think i had an idea what they meant.
this whas a ghetto super market so i say everything in hear have a slang you know
like white ppl would call you a fag but i wud call you a phag.Anywhoo
So i say to my self i wonder if you had to pay for the coffee?But then i say thas silly why wud i go pay to cof- fee? get it loser cough free?
shaddap

dangaroos

Eh eh i'm back again and have i got a story for you.
You might be wondering what in the world is dangaroos?
Didnt i mean kangaroos well not really loser! Anyway! I say anyway on wid the story.

Dangaroos
One night i heard some strange noiseseseseseses....eseseseses coming from the back yard.I had just came from the bath room (no i was not doing that i was bathing i came from he shower then.English very hard).Anyway i came from the shower and went in to mroom which is located in the back (thas for all you sexy ladies out there to know and my number is 1800-wuka-pillowalot).So i peepededed out side and saw kangaroos!!! Ii was like what in the bloody bush going on there. Then i saw some one get up out of the bushes and ran and a kangaroo got up too and ran in a diffrent direction. So i was like what went on there nuh.Couple of months later i saw the kangaroo hoping wid what it look like to be a human in it pooch.Then up comes the human but wait wah theit had the body of a roo!!It look like DAN?Wha i say maybe it was umm dan tha ran from the bush his pan but can it be tru?That he made a baby with the kangaroo?

To continued see related story on page 99(stupid)