dangaroos

Eh eh i'm back again and have i got a story for you.
You might be wondering what in the world is dangaroos?
Didnt i mean kangaroos well not really loser! Anyway! I say anyway on wid the story.

Dangaroos
One night i heard some strange noiseseseseseses....eseseseses coming from the back yard.I had just came from the bath room (no i was not doing that i was bathing i came from he shower then.English very hard).Anyway i came from the shower and went in to mroom which is located in the back (thas for all you sexy ladies out there to know and my number is 1800-wuka-pillowalot).So i peepededed out side and saw kangaroos!!! Ii was like what in the bloody bush going on there. Then i saw some one get up out of the bushes and ran and a kangaroo got up too and ran in a diffrent direction. So i was like what went on there nuh.Couple of months later i saw the kangaroo hoping wid what it look like to be a human in it pooch.Then up comes the human but wait wah theit had the body of a roo!!It look like DAN?Wha i say maybe it was umm dan tha ran from the bush his pan but can it be tru?That he made a baby with the kangaroo?

To continued see related story on page 99(stupid)