aliens and stupid people

I find there's a couple of things i like and aint like you might say i'm wierd but aye you aint looked in the mirrow. By the way i doubt you have one with the way you look anyway loser .
I aint like stupid people and if you reading this part you got be one of them (shaddap and accept the fact ).Anyway i like aliens they fun to talk to, wid they zappers and space ship they cool. Foreal i know this one alien she does teleport in people toilets and thief they toilet tank and the shower head. Then it got this other one she good at teleporting always telelportin in poeple bed room tho and wuking up on they pillows and stuff. It got this one alien he call he self clown or something so, He the grandmaster of all aliens he the slien. Anyway meen like him he full of that thing you does do in the bathroom. Well he foot full of pee but i talking bout the number two thing you do in the bathroom .Befor i forget only girls can be aliens you might wonder why clown a alien is cause he got a gyal name as his middle name so i guess he counts as a girl ? you be the judge.