Video camera

Guy1: I got me a sick out video camera
Guy2: you meen a video camel
Guy1: wha?? No… a camera a video camera
Guy2: choops wha how can a camera be sick the battery dead?
Guy1: aye boy you stupid you know wha I mean it a great video camera then
Guy2: wha so great bout it?
Guy1: well it gah Bluetooth it can take photo’s as well as videos it comes with 5000kb like the x box so yeah
Guy2: thas not great stupid you dotin why wud you want a camera with a Bluetooth wha it going eat ? and wha is this 5000kb wha kb mean kick butts . now if was a video camel I understand cause camel need to eat and they come with not one yellowtooth buh 17 yellowteeth plus they gah humps and they go without sand for years or even hours
Guy2: and they geh sick so get one of those them come show off stupid

Condom girl

A weird girl was talking to me telling me how she found a pack of condoms under her bed
She don’t know how it got there seeing she don’t buy she said she ask her boyfriend if he left it the he said no he had taken his belongings
So he suggest is her brother own and she said no is not his he gone since Sunday and they were not there
Anyway her boyfriend said to throw them away and she said no they might have wholes in them? And her mother might look in the garbage bin …
So he says throw them over the cliff
She was like year thas the best way
So off she went throw it over the cliff
And it fell next to a rock and she didn’t know what to do because you can still see it
So she climbs down and kick it with she hand she said

What a sight

I don’t know if is me buh this girl is a sight
She looks like raccoon and when she laugh she look like a moose that farted
I feel sorry for her so I tell her she is my last friend she aint know I mean she is the last person I’ll talk to buh shhh ok
Anyway she and I was talking today she went by the vet to give blood she said the vet has a blood bank there
She’s still in school studying to be wha she looks like a moose
How you cud study to be a moose well sorry for she
Her mother name is Johnny her brother is 10 and in preschool since he was 14 don’t ask me how thas wha she told me
For her to brush her teeth she gah pull back her eyes
Anyway I feel sad talking bout her
So I going talk to her make her feel good going let her know hairy backs is in
I guess is sexy back?