Best mind eva......?

I think i have one of the best mind eva or maybe the best.
Why i that cause i'm a fast thinker and cant geh in trouble no time.
If my back against the wall and just when they think they catch me doing something wrong or saying something wrong,I blame it on maria onetime he so dotin and he going say he do it or say it.
The thing is they believe him and he all the way in New York.
One day when i got my new weapon my trusty bootoo!!! I went frisk this young lady, when i done frisk her she cry i frisk her hard and good :) and she run tell the cops
i say wasnt me was maria. They went look for him buh notice he left the island months back so they put out a wanted poster for him.
So see i geh away with my fast thinking...?

One other time my fast thinking work was when i was firsking this not so young lady ... ok ok she was 95 buh still she walking so i guess she young enuff to be firsk same. Dont be minding my buizness ok.
Anyway i frisk her soft and long how long... 5 days straight.
so her husband came home from the funeral and saw me there frisking like the freak i am and say WHEN I GEH THAT BOOTOO I GOING SMACK YOU CROSS YOUR HEAD WITH IT! I said ooooooooo i'lll like tha....( not a good time to think fast) buh hey he didnt do it again he just call the cops and i said wasnt me was maria. so now maria is one of sxm most wanted queers.
Yes thas why i have the best mind eva i self going sell it on ebay well not mine maria own buh no one will notice i going brand my name on it and they going think is my mind...?(wonder if it going melft)

Oh maria have a new job he say putting tatoo's (men dont go i see where he want to put tatoo's and i aint want none there...!)