lisa gets an interview with officer david dick

Back on the scene again been to new jeresy new york and now i'm back on your sexxy island of st maarten.
I've got a hott one for you ,now i've been blogging for awhile and seems to me i've gotten better.
Anyway lets get to it shall we?

Lisa ann mckay Brown is a new comer to the todays news paper .Originally she's from the island of jamica, her boss send her out to get an interview with officer david dick. How cool is that she thought she has a brother in-law that works there so all she gots to do is get officer private number from her brother in- law. This should be as easy as pie she assume, she calls up her brother in-law officer Brown and gets offer DD ( david dick). They spoke briefly set up a time and a place, on her way to the place she sees offer brown n shouts Paul !!! paul!!!! i got Dick i got dick!!!. now ppl in the streets looked around and was stunned to see and hear this lady screamin how she got dick. I would Assume was her First time with ummm a dick?

Chari Dejahnee Brown my niece is here

Horah horah Chari Dejahnee Brown my niece is here born march 8th 6.5 pounds 1 pound less than ma son cause i have stronger manly genes. Well it was hectic gettin in the hospital seein i just the brother n the brother in-law buh no sweat i always got a plan. Let me tell you how this day go, I just came from class so i drove pass my bro's house n notice his car wasnt there. I took my phone call his wife Lisa but my mom answer tol me she just made the baby bla bla bla and boy she wuouldnt shut up so i told her i coming there. On my way to the hospital i say i hope i get in cause they not going leave me in just so done late already was after 3 am.

Finally, I was almost at the hospital but the cops had pull me over cause i look a lil like Rick Ross well maybe just the smoke coming from my car made me look like him a bit, after they stop me and search ma car for any ak47's we stop by a local bar had some drinks and smoke up the head and one of them gave me his gun tell me this sould help me get in. cool nuh!!


Now at the vet? I mean hospital i walking up to the doorway the guard stop me i trembeling like destra. He asked"where you going busta" I vibrated more!! (hmmm girls would like if i vibrate nuh) i reach for the gun and fainted. When i woke up i was in a room bright and colorful looks like the kiddys room. But wait this was not kiddys rooms looks like aaaaaaa jail!!. How'd i got in here I askededededed oh my bad i asked heard a voice said who's gun is this. Then as the light cleared it was one the cops who had stop me. I said" is your partna's gun" sir wiggley. He said oh and set me free and I raned all the way to the hospital jump kick the guard and in i went to see my niece awww she so cute. Uhuh look at her with her cool;ley hair and nails well done looking all sharp in her victoria;s secret pampers. K then done know brrt and thas how i met my niece last night Chari Dejahnee Brown my niece

Interview with Mr Sammy

Good day peeps today show we have a sppecial guest some may know him others dont

Here's sammy!!!!

Hey sammy whas up?
sammy: i there just gettin by

Heard you been in tex-ass? (texas)
sammy: yeah i been there regular

you like it in there?
sammy: yeah but i like the man in the batty man shirt m0re

how ol are you?
sammy: dween dween hold ol i wiegh

Dont you think your nasty cause you been in tex ass and you like the dude in the batty man shirt what you think your twin 50 cent going say
sammy: i get that a lot?

So you into white testicles?
sammy: so what if i like white testies?
sammy: wait wha.... wha kind trick question is that satan geh behind me

You like satan in the back of you, because his fork is hott, you find he is the hottest tell us why you want satan behind you?
sammy: ..... I dont know what to say he's bad

Bad as in sick like fresh good or bad as in not good?
sammy: not good..?

what is your favorit album?
sammy: i dont have a favorit i like album befor i had like jz own now is up in the air

thanks sammy for coming onto the show i doubt you will be back
sammy:ok thank you for having

Lets get this straight i didnt had you no time ok
sammy: tru tru

St Maarten

Whas up peeps brrt !!!!!! ya'll know i does bring the real shiznit in the place brrrt!!!

Well is cool to hang with friends you get smarter or you notice who really stupid.
Either way you going have fun with them, well i went to a bar last night hanging with my two bigger brothers had couple ppl there we knew so is all good like a fam gathering.

We spoke bout lots of thing man form historical stuff to bull crap, women and man
Lemme start off historically stuffing you with some knowlege ya?

I learn the first secatary of state was born in nevis name was hamilton he is on the ten dollar bill i didnt know that.If thas tru thas cool cause I born in St Kitts so Nevis thas cool thas like home to.
Then the big questy came up where was the first airport of sxm i guess where it is now paul(bro) guess in town charles(bro) guess simpsombay same as me i guess right
others guessin simpsombay

Then the answer came and i meen if this aint a shocker well who eva admit they a faggot i will not be suprise foreal.
Sxm's first airport was in Dutch Quarter!!!!
What bull crap is that i said wha!!!. The thing is not only the answer is shocking but to hear it from a taxi man gosh wha else has he been telling our vistors
Ummm where passing thru dutch quater now home of sxm's first airport there up nazareth i meen i was born when they cut nazareth so i didnt hear no planes landing there so how is that

Gosh boy thas funny tho cause they push the passenger out the plane with parachute.
I want know wha else he tell these ppl on his tour round the island self. Thas historical to me.

To me some peeps when they drunk they stupid bad they talk allkinda things and they dem self believe it.
Me i'll be more laid back and when ask question i say what i think is right cant get notting out of me that i aint want say regardless how you try my fast thinking kicks in faster.I'm not fully drunk but tipsy cause i gah drive and i aint wanna die like that i wanna die diving in to a river tha has shark and i bite one just befor it notice that i aint a shark.

The taxi driver say dominica gah 366 rivers and the dominca partna say is 365 and i say dominica gah leap rivers it just like the years every 4 years a river comes and goes what a thing
the dominica partna say a priest dry up the other one thas how it geh 365.

So they ask a random guy how much rivers dominica have....he said...... first off dominca dont have rivers it have streams......I said what...!! he say yes is streams and he walk gone
I done buddy world is crazy

The Florida v.s Ohio state game after talk

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yep

phlegmatic {Away} says:
u?

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BOY I WAS FOR FL

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH WHEN I SEE THEY CHOOSE TO KICK OFF I WAS VEX

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH I GUESS THEY KNEW WHA THEY WAS DOING

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I PROUD TO BE FROM FL

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yeah i was for fl too

phlegmatic {Away} says:
was excitin tho

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE LAPSIDED THO

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
CAUSE TO SEE OHIO SCORE ONE TIME

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
TOUGHT WUD BE A FIGHT

phlegmatic {Away} says:
they man get injured

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH WAS GOOD FL FAST BOY

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BUH AINT HE WHY OHIO STATE WAS WINING ALL YEAR MARTIN

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
THEY JUST CUDDNT GET OFF NO PASS

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
BY THE TIME HE READY TO PASS

phlegmatic {Away} says:
meeno i wasnt really keepin track of all tha

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HE SACK

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yeah

phlegmatic {Away} says:
lotta sacks

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HE NAME IS TROY RIGHT

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
AND SEE HOW THE MOVIE WENT TROY WAS DOING GOOD UNTILL IN THE END

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
SO THAS WHA HAPPEN

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HE SUDDA WATCH THE MOVIE TROY

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
AND KNOW HE HAD TO REST AND LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE PLAY

phlegmatic {Away} says:
chupse

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
LIKE ME I NAME ALI I AINT GOING BOX MIGHT TURN RETARDED

phlegmatic {Away} says:
chupse

phlegmatic {Away} says:
boy wha wrong with u

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
WHA WRONG WITH YOUR MOTHER

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I JUST SAYING YOU AINT THINK I GAH APOINT MARTIN

phlegmatic {Away} says:
yeah u kinda right

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
SO HOW COME YOU AINT LEADING THE BLACK PPL TO FREEDOM

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
CAUSE YOU AINT WANT GEH GUN DOWN ON THE PORCH

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
RIGHT

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
I ARGEE WITH YOU

phlegmatic {Away} says:
in a sense

phlegmatic {Away} says:
boy i gah go

phlegmatic {Away} says:
before i miss ma ride

phlegmatic {Away} says:
lady babylon harlot

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
YEAH JUST DONT LEAD NO BLACK PERSON TO FREEDOM

Konphlik____bad from mi born mi nah geh no horn says:
HISTORY CAN REPEAT YOU KNOW

phlegmatic {Away} says:
ali if i get gun down today i gone mash u up

Rhyming......?

jah jah bless up mi a goin chant up inna di place now now now one luv jah bless iree say lassy dont know why and how a dog name lassy can say iree buh sound cool anyway brrrt!!!!

verse:1
i remember those dayz when benny come from rome
and the boy down the road name was jerome
he tek up ma phone
black sliver and chrome
i remeber i had just use it to roam
i just call his sister nacome
She say nobady home

hook:
she had mi thing they in ha mouth now
she had me singin buh how yow
brrt brrt brrt brrrt

I ga di hot rhymes they
nobody can tek way
mi have di ppl them a sing yea yeah
brrt brrt brrt brrt

veres2:
mi one baby mama she crayz
she like the buddy buh she layz
she mek me run weh buh she nu hate me

hook:
she had mi thing they in ha mouth now
she had me singin buh how yow
brrt brrt brrt brrrt

I ga di hot rhymes they
nobody can tek way
mi have ppl them a sing yea yeah
brrt brrt brrt brrt

verse3:
Mi trying to go holland man
Nuff man wear blous in scotland
Mi wanna be a higher man
Di gyal dem love how me buddy stand

hook:
she had mi thing they in ha mouth now
she had me singin buh how yow
brrt brrt brrt brrrt

I ga di hot rhymes they
nobody can tek way
mi have ppl them a sing yea yeah
brrt brrt brrt brrt

Back in da dayz

Brrrrt!!! yeah this bout back in da dayz ya'll know how it was growing up n stuff didnt had no worries n stuff lemme take you all back in my dayz.............!!!




I remember it just like was yesterday the year was 1720 we had just come from war so you know your boy had them russian ladies back up against the wall had my bootoo n gun with the knife at the end . I sorry i had to leave them there tho cause was cold and i took they clothes so i cud stay warm. Funny thing is tho i was the only one waring againts the ladies and the other men was waring against other men well thas ok my bunk was full of gyals so i really didnt go out waring alot just when we needed fresh clothes i wud go.

The war was long fought 2 days to be correct my bro came and join my platoon.
We had some cool nick names foreal i was da show stappa brrt big up my bro was the pum busta....?(:

Anyway that was the war.
After war teen had notting much to do so we still had the gun with knife so we wud cut the cheese and shoot the bread was one retarded idea to do. so cause we neva cudda find enuff bread to put the cheese in so we change it cut the bread n shoot the cheese...?

We had lot of fun travling the world went scotland wierd over there everybody wears skirt we was walkin down the street had this person in front of us long hair hairy legs i tell my bro thas a man nuh he say no... in scotland it dont have man what kinda man going be in a skirt i said this one for sure so he say he going check soon he said that gust of wind blew and up went the skirt and oh gosh my bro jump and the gun went off and when the man fall my bro said see told is a woman she gah her period......? and she gah it bad look how she screaming.
that was scottland we geh ban from there meen kare tho i glad set of faggots.

Then we came to sint maarten here the ppl had look normal buh they not most of them aliens buh you wudnt notice if you just arrive here going take awhile for you to spot one teleporting and stuff the women alien look good tho if it didnt had human ladies i wud check one the alien who knows wha kind moves she can do behind close doors eh eh.... freak!!

That was part one of back in da dayz brrt run out !!!