Tha bed mover
Yes' Everyone is that time again your fav blog maker a.k.a konphlik.
This time is about a girl i know moves bed just by laying on it, you might want to know what i mean buh wait lemme tell you how it goes so you may understand.
I have this real cool friend the coolest if i me add. He was telling me a story about this amazing girl.
One day he went over to her hut was just a normal day sun shinning breeze blowing.
So he and this girl (i'll name her B.M(bed mover)was just chilling talking ,watching tv very good friendship they have.
You all know it takes a lil playing around to start up the heat they started to play car parts yes car parts (neva heard of that came buh wait listen) she was the car and he was the parts. He lifted her up from the sofa and put her on the hoist(bed) so he can check out if anything work with the body. Using his hands he check the headlamps(breast) was ok no leaking so he wash it to remove finger prints using his tongue she rev rrrrgt.
As she rev he felt the bed move so he stop and ask "did you feel that" she replied "felt what" . He said ok dont worry it must be my imagination.
SO he begon to feel the bumper if it need to be replace the bumper was very well taken kare of he said soft ready for impact she revv again even harder . Now he was like woow ,buh didnt say nothing time. he just went on and check out the muffler (no no not the muffler on the bummper :P ayo nasty nuh) .
So he notice that this was a brand new car. So he covered the whole with his hand and she rev. He ask if it was ok she just rev . So he began to do his do's and as he did she rev like never befor and the bed moved he was so deep in to he he didnt even felt the movement of the bed. All he know now he going to run up the miles on her as he finish oil it up he inserted his special part and she rev only reving diff than the normall rrrgt this time was a rrrrrrrrrr .
He just kept on mashing down there was no a/c so he sweated and no water so she over heated he lost control and feel on the one side of the bed and she rooled with it and kept on going and as he looke up he notice something was moving . he said to her you moving the bed nuh. she said SOOO in a deep buh soft voice and kept going.
when everything was over and she looked up the bed was half way to the door leading to the porch and more than half away form the original spot
she had moven then bed with out even givin the effort . And just the other day she was telling him how she and her brother was having trouble pushing it to the original spot from where he had see it. And today she moved it with out any help form even her own hands and legs . So anytime you want your bed move you can call B.M
@ 5538341 or go to www.bm.com
This time is about a girl i know moves bed just by laying on it, you might want to know what i mean buh wait lemme tell you how it goes so you may understand.
I have this real cool friend the coolest if i me add. He was telling me a story about this amazing girl.
One day he went over to her hut was just a normal day sun shinning breeze blowing.
So he and this girl (i'll name her B.M(bed mover)was just chilling talking ,watching tv very good friendship they have.
You all know it takes a lil playing around to start up the heat they started to play car parts yes car parts (neva heard of that came buh wait listen) she was the car and he was the parts. He lifted her up from the sofa and put her on the hoist(bed) so he can check out if anything work with the body. Using his hands he check the headlamps(breast) was ok no leaking so he wash it to remove finger prints using his tongue she rev rrrrgt.
As she rev he felt the bed move so he stop and ask "did you feel that" she replied "felt what" . He said ok dont worry it must be my imagination.
SO he begon to feel the bumper if it need to be replace the bumper was very well taken kare of he said soft ready for impact she revv again even harder . Now he was like woow ,buh didnt say nothing time. he just went on and check out the muffler (no no not the muffler on the bummper :P ayo nasty nuh) .
So he notice that this was a brand new car. So he covered the whole with his hand and she rev. He ask if it was ok she just rev . So he began to do his do's and as he did she rev like never befor and the bed moved he was so deep in to he he didnt even felt the movement of the bed. All he know now he going to run up the miles on her as he finish oil it up he inserted his special part and she rev only reving diff than the normall rrrgt this time was a rrrrrrrrrr .
He just kept on mashing down there was no a/c so he sweated and no water so she over heated he lost control and feel on the one side of the bed and she rooled with it and kept on going and as he looke up he notice something was moving . he said to her you moving the bed nuh. she said SOOO in a deep buh soft voice and kept going.
when everything was over and she looked up the bed was half way to the door leading to the porch and more than half away form the original spot
she had moven then bed with out even givin the effort . And just the other day she was telling him how she and her brother was having trouble pushing it to the original spot from where he had see it. And today she moved it with out any help form even her own hands and legs . So anytime you want your bed move you can call B.M
@ 5538341 or go to www.bm.com
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