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Da intro?
Do i need any intro well i guess for most ppl out there that dont know me i'll say i do.
So lets start by my name aight.
Name:Alston K Brown aka konphlik
You may be wondering why they call me konpklik, i'll try explain.
the easies way i can think of explaining that is like so why they spell a simple word like phone with ph and not f for fone? why they spell elephant so also why they didnt spell fall like phall i dont get it tho whas the diff between this phall and that fall . so there you go folks thas why they call me konphlik if you find it confussing to understand then you have understand thumbs up to you i guess and give your self a pat on your bum or let martin do it for you he addicted to bums?. Well not the bums tha does be on the street well wait everybody bum does be on the street when walking or standing i guess you aint have to be home-less to be a bum? I dont know and dont kare.
that was about my name i guess?
Now what else you would like to know "oh" how bout my favorite things?.Yah thas a good start nuh?
Ok i love basketball you heard bout the movie love and basketball well this love i got only for basketball well i guess thas cause it dont have much girls on sint maarten tha plays basketball.Maybe i should play a sports tha has mo girls like umm playing daddy and mommy,doctor and nurse,police officer and deprotee? Well i heard police officers get to do the thingy with them girls they deporting how cool is tha job huh?, you aint got to be driving in a car all day doing nothing but putting on the sireen to make ppl think something bad happen you can just pick up an illgal and treating them with your big gun and bootoo.if i was a cop i wouldnt want a gun or a bootoo i would want a cannon Yeah!!. Because cannon have big balls who in the right mind would want to swallow big balls like tha just to stay on sxm?. hmmm ok ok your exception you just wierd and nasty but who do you know would?.Anyway i would want a cannon and a sword a samuri sword slashing and shooting oh yeah i can see me now the next tina turner!!! oh wait no i mean the next terminator.(sick self bout tina turner).Umm we was talking bout my favorite things right ?
Umm i heard this girl not going say her name buh lemme just say when you say her you going have a lot of pitty for her soon as you look at her.Not that she ugly or anything wrong with her skin or so?Buh see the thing is she allways look sad like she want to cry for everthing nuh i feel sorry for her,does wish i can help her out(i nice eh).She say she feel she aint belong in this world , made me think so i ask her" why?" "cause you look like and alien ?""your a loser""or all the above?.Then she began to cry mo and say i hurting her feeling so i told her i'm sorry and she aint no alien or loser in my book.i stop i think for a sec then i tell her oh wait i aint got no book so i cant help you i guess? So i push her to the side where it had wha i thought was mud buh huh i heard like a mooing and when she land in the so call mud ewww lets just say i neva know mud smell that fresh.Oh well tha happen last year ok ok two weeks ago so i lied sue!! me shox.Dont worry bout if you run into her tho i heard she got deported by a femal officer who likes to used her bootoo if you know wha i mean heheheheh.?
Well i'm going be singing out now but look for my book coming out soon title "Get lost suckers" based on a tru lie oct-30-2005 in stores near me
$%^&
Do i need any intro well i guess for most ppl out there that dont know me i'll say i do.
So lets start by my name aight.
Name:Alston K Brown aka konphlik
You may be wondering why they call me konpklik, i'll try explain.
the easies way i can think of explaining that is like so why they spell a simple word like phone with ph and not f for fone? why they spell elephant so also why they didnt spell fall like phall i dont get it tho whas the diff between this phall and that fall . so there you go folks thas why they call me konphlik if you find it confussing to understand then you have understand thumbs up to you i guess and give your self a pat on your bum or let martin do it for you he addicted to bums?. Well not the bums tha does be on the street well wait everybody bum does be on the street when walking or standing i guess you aint have to be home-less to be a bum? I dont know and dont kare.
that was about my name i guess?
Now what else you would like to know "oh" how bout my favorite things?.Yah thas a good start nuh?
Ok i love basketball you heard bout the movie love and basketball well this love i got only for basketball well i guess thas cause it dont have much girls on sint maarten tha plays basketball.Maybe i should play a sports tha has mo girls like umm playing daddy and mommy,doctor and nurse,police officer and deprotee? Well i heard police officers get to do the thingy with them girls they deporting how cool is tha job huh?, you aint got to be driving in a car all day doing nothing but putting on the sireen to make ppl think something bad happen you can just pick up an illgal and treating them with your big gun and bootoo.if i was a cop i wouldnt want a gun or a bootoo i would want a cannon Yeah!!. Because cannon have big balls who in the right mind would want to swallow big balls like tha just to stay on sxm?. hmmm ok ok your exception you just wierd and nasty but who do you know would?.Anyway i would want a cannon and a sword a samuri sword slashing and shooting oh yeah i can see me now the next tina turner!!! oh wait no i mean the next terminator.(sick self bout tina turner).Umm we was talking bout my favorite things right ?
Umm i heard this girl not going say her name buh lemme just say when you say her you going have a lot of pitty for her soon as you look at her.Not that she ugly or anything wrong with her skin or so?Buh see the thing is she allways look sad like she want to cry for everthing nuh i feel sorry for her,does wish i can help her out(i nice eh).She say she feel she aint belong in this world , made me think so i ask her" why?" "cause you look like and alien ?""your a loser""or all the above?.Then she began to cry mo and say i hurting her feeling so i told her i'm sorry and she aint no alien or loser in my book.i stop i think for a sec then i tell her oh wait i aint got no book so i cant help you i guess? So i push her to the side where it had wha i thought was mud buh huh i heard like a mooing and when she land in the so call mud ewww lets just say i neva know mud smell that fresh.Oh well tha happen last year ok ok two weeks ago so i lied sue!! me shox.Dont worry bout if you run into her tho i heard she got deported by a femal officer who likes to used her bootoo if you know wha i mean heheheheh.?
Well i'm going be singing out now but look for my book coming out soon title "Get lost suckers" based on a tru lie oct-30-2005 in stores near me
$%^&
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