phone ass

eh eh eh i'm back and badder than eva you might wonder what in the world is phone ass.
let me tell you aigh.

now some girls they have the body you know i mean really have the shape and thing.
looking from a distance can fool you too. cause when you reach close you will notice they butt was looking big cause the win had the skirt blowin up
but wha bout the girls in the jean pants you saying huh?
well you eva wonder why they always letting you see them from the side?
i did
cause they got a phone ass they let you see the side where they have the phone in their pocket. so yeah going look big you know thas whay they buy walky talky typ cell phones
the bigger the phone the bigger the ass and thas what you call phone ass