Best vacation in the forest eva
Some of you going be vex and jelous of me cause i been to a forest.
Buh i dont kare cause was the best time i had since i been alive oh i lie the best time was with your sister (if you dont have a sister your mother looking well young)
Anyway back to buizness so i went on vacation next year to the indian village in japan
(yes japan has an indian village you wudnt know cause you neva been there)
While there i met your sister and your mother i found this wierd cause i left them back on sint maarten(okok i joking they was not there but i did leave them on sxm )
Anyway back to japan (can i say jp) while ther in jp i met this chine's guide now he was a tall son of a gun look like yao ming. I had to ask his name to be sure name was mugsy bougs nice guy. he directed me to the indian village and told me there i can find the great forest of nabatabraka(say it like na-ba-ta-bra-ka).
So i ask him if he wasnt going to go with me he said nah, so i ask wha does nabatabraka mean? he reply" you will find out on your way" .
so i say cool being the brave dude i am from sxm you know i going check this out (no no i didnt peed my pants as yet geez)
So there i was off and a running till i reach the indian village now these indian was well dress i meen blinging and i thing one look just like 50 coins you know the rapper hmm ....anyway. as i slowed down start walking they stop the activities (pimpin) which i rudely interruped with my fav words (i lie i aint got no fav words stupid).
But i was sreaming cause i just ran thru some mud in my new air yao's well not screaming like your sister.Was more like a aye!! boy!!! so they stop and watch me. tthe one that look like 50 coins came over and said wha the f** nijerk. So i pause and said you mean nigger , he said no nijerk. I said shut up stupid he started to cry and say he going call his big brother busta truck (yeah this where i think i had peed buh i cudnt say for sure cause i had also sheet). This is where i began to back off but i act brave cause you i from sxm and all and thas all we do act brave. He yelled busta truck!!!.Now busta truck really was living up to his name he came our and a truck was hanging from his neck blinging and stuff not the truck just the chain leadin to the truck.And some one was in the truck talk about how fly is he.
Busta truck was holding on to the truck.Anyway so i bounce self i didnt want see what he cudda do so i ran in the direction of the forest how i know i was going the right way well stupid the sign said it all "this way nabatabraka r.i.p" . As i go on it get's darker then i notice was beace the monkeys was blocking out the sun i mean really blocking the sun STUPID MONKEYS ACTING ON LIKE THEY HEAT. Boy this was one long day to so i came up by a river nice view i can see B.M house from there. I say lemme rest here till tomorrow so i took a dip and was well freshen up yeah boy smell like camillionear. (sleeping). I felt something on me open my eys pure darkness still buh i feel some thing all over me put on the flash light from my fone yeah i got a d500 sick ass fone i got this pic of your sis ontop your mother you know how we do in g.v. Back to the story...so yeah turn on the light stupid ass monkeys humping my leg damn things hump my leg hard i guess this is where camillionear get his ugly face lift from. I kick them lil BASTARD off of me and ran the the river to the next side soon i came to a cave that said entrance to nabatabraka r.i.p. I was like what r.i.p stand for maybe since i been running so much i aint the firs person to be running in and out this place so they mean running in place? r.i.p?
So on into the cave your boy went when i reach the exit (yes was a short cave damn 2 steps and you out). when i reach out i thought to my self why the **** i wanted to come here anyway? . Begon my decent to the beautiful scene it has spot so wierd things like blood on rocks tree's i say sheet hope i aint got to fight nothing cause i aint fraid and don t want to kill anything.Soon i said that BAAAM stupid fly came my way took out my knife i slash tha modda like no other... hell yeah messing with a nijerk like me hehe on i went skiping thru heard a growl damn near panic shoot i ran faster then the time you was that girl and you came 2 mins flat . And i ran right it to the hippolionfish that growl. Soon i jump up on my feet your boy left skin everything behind. i wasnt scared just didnt want kill anything else .I heard some screaming i took a peak an other adventure was in for his life the hippolionfish was ridding him i was gone again i guess r.i.p mean rip in pieces cause thas wha going happen to his ass. man i ran out of there so fast pass 50 coins busta truck the hott monkeys i swear i pass all of them at once glad i back on sxm
still was my best vacation eva in a forest seeing was my only one
Buh i dont kare cause was the best time i had since i been alive oh i lie the best time was with your sister (if you dont have a sister your mother looking well young)
Anyway back to buizness so i went on vacation next year to the indian village in japan
(yes japan has an indian village you wudnt know cause you neva been there)
While there i met your sister and your mother i found this wierd cause i left them back on sint maarten(okok i joking they was not there but i did leave them on sxm )
Anyway back to japan (can i say jp) while ther in jp i met this chine's guide now he was a tall son of a gun look like yao ming. I had to ask his name to be sure name was mugsy bougs nice guy. he directed me to the indian village and told me there i can find the great forest of nabatabraka(say it like na-ba-ta-bra-ka).
So i ask him if he wasnt going to go with me he said nah, so i ask wha does nabatabraka mean? he reply" you will find out on your way" .
so i say cool being the brave dude i am from sxm you know i going check this out (no no i didnt peed my pants as yet geez)
So there i was off and a running till i reach the indian village now these indian was well dress i meen blinging and i thing one look just like 50 coins you know the rapper hmm ....anyway. as i slowed down start walking they stop the activities (pimpin) which i rudely interruped with my fav words (i lie i aint got no fav words stupid).
But i was sreaming cause i just ran thru some mud in my new air yao's well not screaming like your sister.Was more like a aye!! boy!!! so they stop and watch me. tthe one that look like 50 coins came over and said wha the f** nijerk. So i pause and said you mean nigger , he said no nijerk. I said shut up stupid he started to cry and say he going call his big brother busta truck (yeah this where i think i had peed buh i cudnt say for sure cause i had also sheet). This is where i began to back off but i act brave cause you i from sxm and all and thas all we do act brave. He yelled busta truck!!!.Now busta truck really was living up to his name he came our and a truck was hanging from his neck blinging and stuff not the truck just the chain leadin to the truck.And some one was in the truck talk about how fly is he.
Busta truck was holding on to the truck.Anyway so i bounce self i didnt want see what he cudda do so i ran in the direction of the forest how i know i was going the right way well stupid the sign said it all "this way nabatabraka r.i.p" . As i go on it get's darker then i notice was beace the monkeys was blocking out the sun i mean really blocking the sun STUPID MONKEYS ACTING ON LIKE THEY HEAT. Boy this was one long day to so i came up by a river nice view i can see B.M house from there. I say lemme rest here till tomorrow so i took a dip and was well freshen up yeah boy smell like camillionear. (sleeping). I felt something on me open my eys pure darkness still buh i feel some thing all over me put on the flash light from my fone yeah i got a d500 sick ass fone i got this pic of your sis ontop your mother you know how we do in g.v. Back to the story...so yeah turn on the light stupid ass monkeys humping my leg damn things hump my leg hard i guess this is where camillionear get his ugly face lift from. I kick them lil BASTARD off of me and ran the the river to the next side soon i came to a cave that said entrance to nabatabraka r.i.p. I was like what r.i.p stand for maybe since i been running so much i aint the firs person to be running in and out this place so they mean running in place? r.i.p?
So on into the cave your boy went when i reach the exit (yes was a short cave damn 2 steps and you out). when i reach out i thought to my self why the **** i wanted to come here anyway? . Begon my decent to the beautiful scene it has spot so wierd things like blood on rocks tree's i say sheet hope i aint got to fight nothing cause i aint fraid and don t want to kill anything.Soon i said that BAAAM stupid fly came my way took out my knife i slash tha modda like no other... hell yeah messing with a nijerk like me hehe on i went skiping thru heard a growl damn near panic shoot i ran faster then the time you was that girl and you came 2 mins flat . And i ran right it to the hippolionfish that growl. Soon i jump up on my feet your boy left skin everything behind. i wasnt scared just didnt want kill anything else .I heard some screaming i took a peak an other adventure was in for his life the hippolionfish was ridding him i was gone again i guess r.i.p mean rip in pieces cause thas wha going happen to his ass. man i ran out of there so fast pass 50 coins busta truck the hott monkeys i swear i pass all of them at once glad i back on sxm
still was my best vacation eva in a forest seeing was my only one
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